(Fade to Wumpa Island, where Crash Bandicoot walks and sings along. He hears a gun sound. The camera zooms to Pinstripe Potoroo wielding a Tommy Gun and shooting. Crash appears and encounters him. He uses a spinning move as Pinstripe tries to shoot, but Crash knocks the bullets away and defeats him. The camera cuts to a newspaper in a black background. It shows an image of Crash. The camera fades to the Crash Bandicoot Coaster logo in a sunburst. The intro card reveals a female rabbit news reporter holding a microphone.)
News Reporter: This is Rabina Goodhart live for Wumpa News where people cheered for Crash Bandicoot, a brave orange bandicoot who saves the day.
( A wumpa fruit reveals to Dr. Neo Cortex and N. Brio in the lair.)
Cortex: There is no greater nuisance to the world than that orange, brown-headed rodent, Crash Bandicoot I call him a mutant that must be destroyed.
(Cut to Cortex in his airship.)
Cortex: We have him surround. Go, go go! I want Crash Bandicoot dead or alive. Don't him get away. FIRE!!
(Zoom to Crash)
Cortex: Destroy that brown-headed critter in the bridge!
(Crash uses a spinning tornado technique to defeat Cortex. He then use a box throw it at Cortex's airship, causing to fall.)
Cortex: NO! Retreat, RETREAT!!!
(The airship then falls and vanishes in a huge explosion. Crash shouts in triumph as the scene image zooms away, then another image zooms in with a psychologist.
Psychologist: Well, from a professional psychologist point of view, I doubt this Crash Bandicoot creature even exists. He smashes every box, fights enemies, and saves the day in Wumpa Island.
(A wumpa fruit reveals a lab assistant in N. Sanity Beach)
Lab Assistant: Dispatch! All units, we need back up real bad.
Lab Assistant: This Crash Bandicoot thing is tearing us apart. We have twelve units here.
(Crash charges at him)
Lab Assistant: I don't think an entire battalion could handle this vermin! Heeeelp!
(Crash knocks him out and shouts a 'Yahoo!' catchphrase. Suddenly, a camera flash appears and reveals a picture of Crash. Aku Aku appears.)
Aku Aku: Crash has collected all the crystals and defeated all the enemies.
(A flash reveals Cortex and a lab assistant in the lair)
Cortex: Are you telling me that we have the power of the entire N. Sanity military at our disposal, and we can't approach one brainless orange skunk!?!? I want that infernal Crash and I want him NOW!!